/anyway/:company/:from Will return content of the form 'Who the fuck are you anyway, :company, why are you stirring up so much trouble, and, who pays you? - :from'/asshole/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, asshole. - :from'/awesome/:from Will return content of the form 'This is Fucking Awesome. - :from'/back/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, back the fuck off. - :from'/bag/:from Will return content of the form 'Eat a bag of fucking dicks. - :from'/ballmer/:name/:company/:from Will return content of the form 'Fucking :name is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill :company. - :from'/because/:from Will return content of the form 'Why? Because fuck you, that's why. - :from'/blackadder/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, your head is as empty as a eunuch’s underpants. Fuck off! - :from'/bm/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Bravo mike, :name. - :from'/bday/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Happy Fucking Birthday, :name. - :from'/bucket/:from Will return content of the form 'Please choke on a bucket of cocks. - :from'/bus/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Christ on a bendy-bus, :name, don't be such a fucking faff-arse. - :from'/bye/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuckity bye! - :from'/chainsaw/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, :name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - :from'/cocksplat/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck off :name, you worthless cocksplat - :from'/cool/:from Will return content of the form 'Cool story, bro. - :from'/cup/:from Will return content of the form 'How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? - :from'/caniuse/:tool/:from Will return content of the form 'Can you use :tool? Fuck no! - :from'/deraadt/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore. - :from'/dalton/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name: A fucking problem solving super-hero. - :from'/diabetes/:from Will return content of the form 'I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes. - :from'/donut/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from'/dosomething/:do/:something/:from Will return content of the form ':do the fucking :something! - :from'/equity/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Equity only? Long hours? Zero Pay? Well :name, just sign me right the fuck up. - :from'/everyone/:from Will return content of the form 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - :from'/family/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, your whole family, your pets, and your feces. - :from'/fascinating/:from Will return content of the form 'Fascinating story, in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? - :from'/fewer/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Go fuck yourself :name, you'll disappoint fewer people. - :from'/field/:name/:from/:reference Will return content of the form 'And :name said unto :from, 'Verily, cast thine eyes upon the field in which I grow my fucks', and :from gave witness unto the field, and saw that it was barren. - :reference'/flying/:from Will return content of the form 'I don't give a flying fuck. - :from'/everything/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck everything. - :from'/ftfy/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck That, Fuck You - :from'/fts/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck that shit, :name. - :from'/fyyff/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, you fucking fuck. - :from'/gfy/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Golf foxtrot yankee, :name. - :from'/give/:from Will return content of the form 'I give zero fucks. - :from'/greed/:noun/:from Will return content of the form 'The point is, ladies and gentleman, that :noun -- for lack of a better word -- is good. :noun is right. :noun works. :noun clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. :noun, in all of its forms -- :noun for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. - :from'/horse/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. - :from'/immensity/:from Will return content of the form 'You can not imagine the immensity of the FUCK I do not give. - :from'/ing/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fucking fuck off, :name. - :from'/jinglebells/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, fuck me, fuck your family. Fuck your father, fuck your mother, fuck you and me. - :from'/keep/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again. - :from'/keepcalm/:reaction/:from Will return content of the form 'Keep the fuck calm and :reaction! - :from'/king/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Oh fuck off, just really fuck off you total dickface. Christ, :name, you are fucking thick. - :from'/life/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck my life. - :from'/linus/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - :from'/logs/:from Will return content of the form 'Check your fucking logs! - :from'/look/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, do I look like I give a fuck? - :from'/looking/:from Will return content of the form 'Looking for a fuck to give. - :from'/madison/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, :name. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points :name, and may God have mercy on your soul. - :from'/maybe/:from Will return content of the form 'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. - :from'/me/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck me. - :from'/mornin/:from Will return content of the form 'Happy fuckin' mornin'! - :from'/no/:from Will return content of the form 'No fucks given. - :from'/nugget/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Well :name, aren't you a shining example of a rancid fuck-nugget. - :from'/off/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, :name. - :from'/off-with/:behavior/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck off with :behavior - :from'/outside/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? - :from'/particular/:thing/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck this :thing in particular. - :from'/pink/:from Will return content of the form 'Well, fuck me pink. - :from'/problem/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'What the fuck is your problem :name? - :from'/programmer/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, I'm a programmer, bitch! - :from'/pulp/:language/:from Will return content of the form ':language, motherfucker, do you speak it? - :from'/question/:from Will return content of the form 'To fuck off, or to fuck off (that is not a question) - :from'/ratsarse/:from Will return content of the form 'I don't give a rat's arse. - :from'/retard/:from Will return content of the form 'You Fucktard! - :from'/ridiculous/:from Will return content of the form 'That's fucking ridiculous - :from'/rtfm/:from Will return content of the form 'Read the fucking manual! - :from'/sake/:from Will return content of the form 'For Fuck's sake! - :from'/shakespeare/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from'/shit/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck this shit! - :from'/shutup/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, shut the fuck up. - :from'/single/:from Will return content of the form 'Not a single fuck was given. - :from'/that/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck that. - :from'/think/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, you think I give a fuck? - :from'/thinking/:name/:from Will return content of the form ':name, what the fuck were you actually thinking? - :from'/this/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck this. - :from'/thumbs/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuck? :name. - :from'/too/:from Will return content of the form 'Thanks, fuck you too. - :from'/tucker/:from Will return content of the form 'Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off. - :from'/version Will return content of the form 'Version 2.0.0 FOAAS'/waste/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'I don't waste my fucking time with your bullshit :name! - :from'/what/:from Will return content of the form 'What the fuck‽ - :from'/xmas/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Merry Fucking Christmas, :name. - :from'/yoda/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, you must, :name. - :from'/thanks/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you very much. - :from'/you/:name/:from Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, :name. - :from'/zayn/:from Will return content of the form 'Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!! - :from'/zero/:from Will return content of the form 'Zero, that's the number of fucks I give. - :from'